There are two groups of people in this world. Those who do things, and those who take the credit.

Be in the first group. There’s a lot less competition and they tend to like one another.

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“You just take care of that meatball Sir, and leave the freaking out to me!”

Horton ~ Horton hears a Who

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"It is cheaper to stay drunk than to sober up each night, and then have to drink quickly every morning to get back to a state where I can deal with TAFE"

~ HRH M. H. Seville

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