Congratulations to the twit who nearly took off my front bumper this morning on the way to work. The incident occurred on the Bruce Highway around 7:40am just north of the BP Bellbird exit, Nambour.

I know you saw me coming up fast in the right hand lane. I saw you look in your right hand wing mirror. I saw you see me... and yet you pulled out anyway. Smart move moron!

You won't survive too many more of those. I just hope you don't take anyone with you when you go.

And while I'm on this rant...

Cooroy, main street, Monday afternoon. Bravo to the owner of the blue Hyundai Excel who managed to reverse park over the white line at such an idiotically acute angle that they nullified the next space along.
I fail to understand how a driver of such a small car could stuff up a reverse park of this type.

For you specifically, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your carpets and continue to bite you with their sharp pointy teeth till the end of your days.