Enter the FUBAR

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The Stanley Fubar.

Now this is what I'm talking about. One heavy duty whacker-smacker that can make anything you swing it at... well - FUBAR!!

Available at the local Mitre-10 hardware store and I got a free T-shirt with it - BONUS!

When you need something with a little more finesse than a 30 pound sledge, this is the tool for the job. While not quite as heavy as a sledge-hammer it still has a fair heft to it. Actually you could probably dismantle an entire house/office with this little nifty. Nothing quite like having the right tool for the job, and a perfect fit for someone with neanderthal tendencies.

Now all I have to do is find something to FUBAR... perhaps I should take it to work!

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